Now taking applications for NOLA Golden Girls edition

With everyone worried about retirement and if they will have enough to retire comfortably you have to ask yourselves a lot of questions.
These question becoming increasingly harder when you are single.
Like who is going to push the wheel chair and help you off the sofa when Jeopardy ends.

I have decided I want to retire in a four bedroom house in Lakeview, 70124 with friends.

I am not taking applications for entry into my house.

Qualifications:
friendly disposition
low maintenance and easy going
ability to have fun and keep a liquor cabinet stocked for the occasion celebratory or once a day cocktail

Let me know if you are interested.